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This Image Confuses Me…

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Red Hulk?
I’d heard that the Hulk was going to turn red, but I’d never heard any speculation that it was going to be someone else turning into the Hulk. I’d always assumed that something would happen to Bruce Banner (Is it telling of my generation that I had to pause and make sure I didn’t type “David Banner”?) to make him turn into a red, bulkier, more rage-fueled Hulk. That idea is lame enough, but if they’re going to make it a new person too, that’s double lame.

On the bright side, that will probably give me another comic to drop, since this “One More Day” crap is shaping up to be the worst idea in the history of Spidey, even taking into account the Clone Saga and the six arms and alllllllllll that shit.

So, with One More Day ruining Spiderman, if they ever get the last two issues out, and this Red Hulk crap looking to ruin Hulk, I’ll be saving money.

Thanks Quesada, I guess.

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Well … at least it’s a person … and not a little bunny rabbit?

Also? Does Stu know about this page? And Wes? I bet they’d <3 it.

Bunnay SMASH!!!

Wes and Stu both know about it; Wes and I were having a long discussion about it yesterday.

Is it actually the real Hulk or another character? How about a clone?

We apparently won’t know until January.

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Red Hulk is Thunderbolt Ross. He’s decided the best chance of stopping the Hulk is by using a Hulk. He’s gets himself transfermed But something doesn’t go completely right. Probably due to radiation types and levels. No, he didn’t want to be confused withhis nemesis, Old Greenskin.
Ross is an angry soul, has been for years especially when it comes to the Hulk. Thus the hypertension illustrated in the bulging veins. The eyes? Well, it’s incorporation of some technology in the cloning (so to speak) process. Ross is a hater, a Hulk hater. I dare say he can get madder than the green Hulk, cause he’s nuts to begin with.

Oh god, I can so see Loeb doing that.

You’re going to make me cry.

Its all wrong. One More Day is a prologue to Secret Invasion.

Bruce Banner is a Skrull, Spiderman is a drug addict and Aunt May is the Red Hulk.

The ambiguous silhouette between the question mark and the May/Red Hulk looks like one of Kingpin’s Henchmen.

The obvious ending to this whole plot has to do with Simon(Wonderman) beating the crap out of Aunt May(The Incredible Hulk) with Iron Man, Dr. Strange and the newest Illumnati member Ben Grimm watching in disbelief.

Hopefully the final remark in this comic will be Wolverine or Matt Murdoch explaining, “I didn’t see that happening.”

Then there’ll be a page with extra facts about Aunt May that trace exactly how she got all mixed up in this mess.

The truly sad thing is that it’s completely plausible that Marvel would do that.

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